those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
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When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.
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if u ever send anon hate srsly go suk a dog dik
my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…
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laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
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